HNT
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Post by HNT on Oct 21, 2009 19:11:05 GMT -5
Please feel free to mock or poke fun at all other conversations taking place on the board here. Just keep in mind that we are a friendly bunch and try to keep your mockery and teasing clean and above the belt
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Post by CT on Oct 21, 2009 19:36:21 GMT -5
Leatherface loves Batman so much.....wait for it.........he should marry him!  Mwahahahaha! |
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Post by HNT on Oct 22, 2009 9:49:21 GMT -5
I think that the next 3-D film should be a Batman remake. They should use the Val Kilmer Batman suit, and those nipples should protrude right out into the audience.
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Post by Jen on Oct 22, 2009 11:08:23 GMT -5
I think that the next 3-D film should be a Batman remake. They should use the Val Kilmer Batman suit, and those nipples should protrude right out into the audience.  |
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Post by CT on Oct 22, 2009 12:22:00 GMT -5
I was thinking Phantom, Matt, and Toad should all take a trip here to the states since they're apparently handing out best actor oscars to Australians at the airport on arrival.
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Post by HNT on Oct 22, 2009 13:42:52 GMT -5
CT, you should find a store that allows all of its employees to unionize, sells only organically grown and free range produce, packages all of its products in completely biodegradable packaging, manufactures all of its products in domestic non-sweathop conditions, forces you to re-use your bags when you shop there, does not sell any non-recyclable products, and hands out free shots of wheatgrass and copies of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book to every shopper.
You'll be happy to know that it is only slightly more expensive to shop there than it is t buy your DVD's from that vile corporate bohemoth Krogers. They only cost $9,999.99 each for discounted titles
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Post by CT on Oct 22, 2009 18:30:06 GMT -5
CT, you should find a store that allows all of its employees to unionize, sells only organically grown and free range produce, packages all of its products in completely biodegradable packaging, manufactures all of its products in domestic non-sweathop conditions, forces you to re-use your bags when you shop there, does not sell any non-recyclable products, and hands out free shots of wheatgrass and copies of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book to every shopper. You'll be happy to know that it is only slightly more expensive to shop there than it is t buy your DVD's from that vile corporate bohemoth Krogers. They only cost $9,999.99 each for discounted titles If they have the batman remake with the 3D nipples, I'm there. Especially if Jlo plays batgirl and her ass is in 3D. |
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Post by The Walking Dude on Oct 22, 2009 18:58:13 GMT -5
I was thinking Phantom, Matt, and Toad should all take a trip here to the states since they're apparently handing out best actor oscars to Australians at the airport on arrival. which ultimately proves how worthless they really are |
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Post by Leatherface on Oct 22, 2009 19:10:28 GMT -5
Leatherface loves Batman so much.....wait for it.........he should marry him! Mwahahahaha! i may like batman but i'lla lways love horror heehehe |
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Post by CT on Oct 23, 2009 11:39:29 GMT -5
Hey guys I have this theory. Tom Savini is actually a CIA agent who has been working for 40 years to plant cliched scenes in horror movies as a form of brainwashing and disinformation. This is all black ops stuff, burn after reading.  |
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Post by HNT on Oct 23, 2009 13:35:18 GMT -5
Hey guys I have this theory. Tom Savini is actually a CIA agent who has been working for 40 years to plant cliched scenes in horror movies as a form of brainwashing and disinformation. This is all black ops stuff, burn after reading. Interesting theory. I can't believe that you aren't a huge fan of the 16th century Shakespearian actor Count Bruce Wayne IX and his magnificent portrayal of Batman onstage at the Globe theater. That was my all time favorite Batman. Catwoman lost something, though, being played by a little boy as they did not allow any women to perform in the Elizebethan theater. |
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Post by CT on Oct 23, 2009 23:21:13 GMT -5
HNTs girlfriend may not have the greatest taste in movies but lucky for him it's better than her taste in men.  |
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Post by HNT on Oct 24, 2009 18:22:45 GMT -5
Way to rub salt in my wounds buddy. Ya see, Vince Vaughan and Yom Savini put a subliminal message into Couple's Retreat that convinced her to only watch Pretty Woman 24 hours a day and loudly complain that many of the scenes were blatantly ripped off from Freddy vs. Jason. When I told her I wasn't seeing the similarity she told me that I just couldn't appreciate the nuance of Kulia Roberts' performance
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Post by CT on Oct 28, 2009 11:47:20 GMT -5
Sorry LOL.
GL claims he can't tell the difference between good and bad acting. He must really fit in well with the rest of LA and Hollyweird!!!
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Post by HNT on Oct 28, 2009 12:22:33 GMT -5
Sorry LOL. GL claims he can't tell the difference between good and bad acting. He must really fit in well with the rest of LA and Hollyweird!!! All of that would be significant if GL hadn't managed to break his computer, DVD player, VCR, and somehow bring down the entire power grid serving CAlifornia, Nevada, and Arizona while watching Lucio Fulci vs. the Giant Squid Monster this afternoon. |
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