Bad Cinema

[Razor!]

I have just returned from the crappiest cinema experience of my life. i went to see "2012" with high expectations but when i took my seat in the theatre there was a dad with a little boy sat in front of me and the boy was asking his dad all these dumbass questions like "why do they call it popcorn?" and "do you have feet and toes?"
i was obviously disgusted by this child's ignorance and stupidity. I seriously considered kicking his ass but i decided not to as he was only about 9 years old, plus, the movie was about to start.

The stupidity didn't stop even when the movie started. the boy continued to ask his dad dumb questions. at one point the boy even asked his dad if Jesus likes his feet rubbed. and then the little brat had the nerve to turn around and ask me if i had a nucular missle he could borrow. that was the last straw.

I grabbed the little butthole by the hair and flung him accross the cinema and watched him smash against the wall. the dad got annoyed with me so i told him that he shouldnt bring the little turd to the cinema. the dad started calling me names so i whopped his ass too.

oh well, i just thought i would share this with you.

hope you all had a good christmas. God bless.

[Leatherface]

So let me get this straight you beat up a 9 year old and his father and you were not charged with aggrivated assasult? and not to mention you physically threw a 9 year old across a theater? i'm not trying to be rude but it seems unlikely. Also you need to be more tolerant of children and udnerstand that they do not know any better and taht they ahve active imaginations.

[CT]

That's absurd! Of course Jesus liked his feet rubbed.

[Razor!]

Yeah but if the child is that talkative then they shouldn't be brought to the cinema.
I understand your concerns though.
I didn't get charged because the kid was irritating the whole cinema. when i threw the boy EVERYONE applauded and cheered. Even security came into the theatre and gave me a cheer. They considered me to be a hero so they didn't want to press charges.

[Leatherface]

So does Gahndi if i'm not mistaken

[Razor!]

lol
despite the movie being ruined for me, i did very much enjoy the applause i recieved. There was a woman in the audience that was so grateful for my heroic act that she had sex with me in the back row. It was very pleasant indeed.

[Leatherface]

Oh yeah suuurrreee that happened and i was in jail with the real life leatherface!

[Razor!]

It's fair enough if you choose not to believe me. I don't blame you tbh as a LOT of people do lie on the internet. Personally, i know i'm not lying about this but i respect your opinion.

Just curious, what is it about my story that you find hard to believe? I assume you're refering to security applauding me?

[Leatherface]

There's a lot of things that youa nd i both know is BS but i'm gonna point them out incase if you are unaware

1. An 9 year old asked you if you had a nuclear missile that he could borrow. I understand active imaginations and borderline stupidity in the average american child but cut me a beak.

2. There is no way you physically grabbed a 9 year old by his hair and threw him across the theatre. Not possible unless if you have about as much muslce as Arnold Schrawzenegger in his prime which i doubt you have that much muscle.

3. You attacked 2 people and nobody filed a report to the police about you comitting aggrivated assault? Give me a break.

And finally just some random woman decided to have sex with you in the back row for attacking two people?


Dude seriously not trying to come off as a jackass but we are not idiots. If it's a joke then it's funny and it most likely is a joke. Like you said people lie all the time on the internet. But at least come up witha logical lie next time.

[Razor!]

Ok, well as i said, you are entitled to your opinion. while it offends me slightly that you're calling it bullshit, i do understand your disbelief.

btw, i did explain why nobody arrested me in an earlier post. It was because everyone in the audience applauded as i attacked those crazy people and even security cheered me on. Since they approved, they would be hyppocrates to arrest me or charge me.

anyways, although i wish people wouldn't think i'm lying, i respect your decision to not believe me and will not try to change your mind. Peace.

Hail Satan.

[Leatherface]

Why and when the hell would anyone ever applaud someone over atatcking two people because they were talking? That would be like if i killed 20 people because they looked funny and i was applauded. Dude seriously nobody in todays society is that barbaric. not even authorities who wouldve actually thrown you out for fighting.

[Razor!]

If i saw someone beat the crap out of someone who talked in a movie, i know i'd applaud.
but yeah i guess we'll have to agree to disagree on the matter of whether or not my story is true. I know that it is but it's understandable for you to disagree as there are so many liars in todays society.

I'm off to bed now. Speak to you later.

Satan bless.

[Leatherface]

maybe if you were high it would most likely be real but it just seems like you wanted attention and i agve you enough i'm done arguing with an idiot, good day.

[Razor!]

You're entitled to disagree with me but i'd appreciate it if you didn't insult me as tbh it's uncalled for. I have shown you no disresepct and have even stated that you're entitled to your opinion. i don't have nay problem with you so i don't see why you need to insult me.

[Leatherface]

I am sorry for getting upset with you it was indeed uncalled for and i do apologise but it simply didn't happen. Nuff said