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Post by Clathian Salvator on Jun 14, 2012 10:17:00 GMT -5
Starting from top to bottom, then repeat. Use the smiley's to create an RPG (horror). Jeff Phelps (clathian)  "Woo!! School is friggin' over, time to par-T." Came a scream from the back of Mr. Dryer's classroom at Harding High, NJ. It was the last day of high school and only a short time before the students felt the obligation of college. This was their last chance to hold one of their epic weekend getaway parties. Jeff was ready to get the hell out of the stuffy classroom and do some heavy f***ing drinking. The students now heading straight for the classroom door. "Thank God, no more Environmental Science." Jeff heard his friend Annabel say as she followed behind him. |
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Post by CT on Jun 14, 2012 14:49:59 GMT -5
Annabel  "Who gives a flying f*ck about the environment anyway!? My kids will be living on a moon colony so screw the Earth!" Annabel screeched as she flipped off Mr. dryer with both hands. "School's out, you can't do sh*t to punish me you old perv!" Annabel added as Mr. Dryer's face turned beet red with anger.  "Jeff, I know you want to get wasted tonight and I'm down but I really want to puff on a phat blunt first. Can we stop by my weed guy's house on the way home? Of course you'll have to pay, girls only smoke for free. But if I unbutton my blouse a bit he'll probably hook it up yo!" The students head out the door and into the hallway and stop by their lockers. They open their locker doors and a skinny nerd slithers out of Jeff's and scurries off before Jeff can punch him.  They clean out their lockers since it's the last day of school and in unison they take the gum out of their mouths and stick it to the inside of the locker. The janitor will have to clean that up. That's his job anyway, right? They turn from their lockers and head down the hallway. |
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Post by Clathian Salvator on Jun 14, 2012 20:06:32 GMT -5
[Jeff] Jeff now standing by his old beat-to-sh** locker turns to his friend Annabel. "Your such a dope freak Bel."  Slamming his locker shut. "Come on, lets get out of this bitch!" Jeff shouted out for the entire cluttered hallway to hear. The two fed up students proceeded to walk down the hall toward the main entrance, only to be stopped before their hands could even press the bar to open those veritable gates of hell. They were stopped by the one person, over everyone else, that they most wanted to avoid that day. |
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Post by CT on Jun 17, 2012 13:43:22 GMT -5
 Principal Snelling stood in their path, waving a large rulebook in their faces. [Snelling] "Need I remind you two hooligans that you still have a detention left to serve as a result of the "gerbil incident"? [Annabel] "You really think you can keep us here after the school year has ended Principal Snelling? Why the hell would we ever go along with this?" [Snelling] "I'll tell you exactly why you'll go along with it. If you don't, neither of you will receive your diplomas!" Jeff and Annabel look in eachothers direction as they think about what to do next. |
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Post by HNT on Jun 18, 2012 16:56:47 GMT -5
 "Oh fuck" cried Jeff. "And my dad paid all of that money to buy my way into Yale. If I blow this I'll never be the worst president ever."  "What are we gonna do" said Anabel  "I have an idea, but your not gonna like it," said Jeff. "Why don't you try that old unbutton your blouse trick and see if Principal Snelling's horny old ass will let us out of detention if you let him squeeze yo titties a little?"
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Post by Clathian Salvator on Jun 18, 2012 17:23:28 GMT -5
 [Annabel] "You f***ing prick, I wouldn't even show you my boobs." Annabel said to Jeff angrily.  [Jeff] "What the hell can we do? I'm not getting stuck in this Shit-pit for another year." Jeff responded. Luckily for them there were a lot of windows in detention. Besides that, Jeff had noticed Pete and his wastoid brother sitting in detention when they passed by on their way to the main entrance. Jeff put one of his hands behind his back and lifted up his shirt. There in his pocket was a small bottle of the good stuff  ......Detention....party!  Jeff bumped into the principle. "Excuse me......" Then under his breath as he walked by. "....smelly Sneelly"
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Post by CT on Jun 18, 2012 19:31:39 GMT -5
"Oh fuck" cried Jeff. "And my dad paid all of that money to buy my way into Yale. If I blow this I'll never be the worst president ever." "What are we gonna do" said Anabel "I have an idea, but your not gonna like it," said Jeff. "Why don't you try that old unbutton your blouse trick and see if Principal Snelling's horny old ass will let us out of detention if you let him squeeze yo titties a little?" |
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Post by Clathian Salvator on Jun 21, 2012 9:59:30 GMT -5
 Jeff and Annabel walked into detention hall, Pete looked at Anabel's big boobs and began to drool with lust. [Pete] "I'm gonna so hit that this weekend." Pete said loud enough for his brother, sitting next to him, to hear clearly.  The burn-out let loose of a few chuckles, a la Beavis & Butthead. [Dan] Suppressing, holding.... "Totally dude!" Exhaling..........
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