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Post by jasonx on Oct 28, 2006 14:33:41 GMT -5
Once Upon A Time, GL and THE JOKER were playing football. GL kicked the ball a little too hard and it hit THE JOKER in the face, causing his head to fall off. Blood oozes everywhere. GL runs over to the body and begins violently kicking it. Razor comes up behind GL and axes him in the back, causing his death. Razor laughs evily and then Canetoad runs angrily at Razor. Razor pulls out a gun and shoots him dead. Canetoad collapses. Razor laughs again. Suddenly, Canetoad gets back up and so does GL. THE JOKER gets up and puts his head back on. They all charge at Razor.
Whoever is the first to read this, please continue.
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Post by CK on Oct 28, 2006 15:00:03 GMT -5
They all kick him in the balls and tell him to shut up.......
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Post by jasonx on Oct 29, 2006 5:57:17 GMT -5
Razor becomes very angry and he tears them all to pieces until they're dead. THE JOKER screams in agony. GL and Canetoad are in fifty pieces. Razor sighs with relief. Then, he turns to see the wicked Kevin standing behind him with a pick-axe.
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Post by razors on Jun 1, 2007 18:08:16 GMT -5
I'm so surprised that this thread never came to be anything.
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Post by Razor! on Sept 30, 2009 9:16:31 GMT -5
BUMP
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HNT
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Post by HNT on Oct 2, 2009 13:15:46 GMT -5
I am not sure why you think this thread would become something? It is actually a little creepy to read your fantasies about killing the people you meet here. Not to mention, there really isn't anywhere to go with this since you simply kill off everyone who you mention almost immediately. So, what, I should write myself into the story and wait to hear how you plot my fictional demise? Sorry, but I deal with more than enough schizophrenics who fantasize about killing me through work every day. I'd just assume leave this nonsense alone
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Post by Leatherface on Oct 3, 2009 17:12:59 GMT -5
i agree with ya HNT this is a wee bit disturbing.
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Post by Razor! on Dec 31, 2009 22:15:33 GMT -5
It seems like i'm criticised for everything. I don't have killing fantasies. It was only ever meant to be a joke and whenever i post this on another forum people usually enjoy it. Sorry if it offended you. Again, it wasn't my intention.
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